To dispel any popular myths for those of you who have yet to hit 30, I woke up this morning to find that:
1. I'm not yet sagging in places that I shouldn't be
2. I haven't grown masses of facial hair overnight
3. I have the same grey hair count as yesterday
4. The "middle-aged spread" looks no different to when it started developing 3 years ago
5. Morning grumpiness levels appear normal (I just have more of an excuse now)
6. I'm as forgetful as usual
7. I'm as forgetful as usual
8. I haven't developed a green, scaly body
Thank goodness for that.
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