Even though I can't vote, I'm quite liking election day. What better way to celebrate than to gorge yourself with free lashings of unhealthy food courtesy of Ben & Jerry's, Krispy Kreme and Starbucks (though I have to be a little more sneaky with Starbucks since they are only providing free coffee to people who have voted).
It also marks the end of those eye-brow raising TV commercials about all of the political candidates who have either a) done dirty back-handed deals, b) sexually harassed people, c) employed (and paid ridiculously inflated pay cheques to) under-qualified spouses, or d) have a cocaine addiction. For non-American readers, yes... they really do say these things about their opponents in ads over here.
God bless America.
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